Saturday, July 29, 2006

Super Bowl XL


So the Super Bowl is coming in little over a week. I'm excited because for once I'm not biased on who wins the game. (I'm an Eagles fan and they went to the Super Bowl last year). I personally don't care who wins because I don't like any of these teams. So in other super bowl news Hank Williams Jr. (on the right) will be performing during the super bowl! Actually the game is in Detroit, so I would think it would be really cool if the NFL could manage to get Eminem. I'm not a fan of his or anything but he is from Detroit give them a little hometown thing I guess. Plus Detroit is not a Country oriented town so I'm not sure why they would get Hank Williams Jr, plus neither of these teams are situated below the mason-dixon line. I guess the NFL doesn't have to worry about Hank Williams mooning the entire nation on national TV. But I'm sure the half time show is going to run on a 10 second delay just in case he does moon all of us.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Super HD Super Bowl


In more good Super Bowl news, apparently this year ABC is rolling out all the HD toys. If you are HD capable, then look out baby as they are talking about slinging more pixels then… well then ever. Fancy cameras, lenses, POV (point of view?) and slow mo technology, all this for our little old game? Aw shucks!

Bottom line even with all this stuff Gizmodo just can not believe its in Detroit:

“Why isn’t this thing in Florida again?”

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/super-bowl-xl-in-hd-151202.php

http://hometheater.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.tvtechnology.com/features/news/2006.01.25%2Dn%5Fabc.shtml

Monday, July 24, 2006

Super Bowl XLVIII at LP Field

Huh? Heck, I'm not in the know with NFL Super Bowl site-selection types, but I'm just trying to imagine what it would be like if Nashville ever gets the big game. That's right, the Titans and Nashville-based building materials company Louisiana-Pacific Corp. have apparently signed on the dotted line and an announcement is expected today. Which is kinda good, because after the place lost "Adelphia" in its name, there was this implied "What in the heck are we supposed to call it?" attitude from this Titan fan and certainly other fans, commentators, and the like. "The Coliseum" sounded so generic, and to me reminded me a certain round building at the Fairgrounds where I used to hawk cokes on Monday night for the wrestling matches.

So now it has a name. LP Field. Interesting. I'm sure all the Nashville TV stations will be in the malls and sports bars, asking people if they like it or hate it. Sooner or later, we'll all learn to deal with it, and it'll sound normal. Heck, baseball has Petco Park and Minute Maid Field. Football has Heinz Field, FedEx Field, PSINet Stadium, and Raymond James Stadium. Pretty much gone are War Memorial Stadium days, unless a company is called "War Memorial" and coughs up a wad of cash for 10 or 20 years.

LP Field....It'll definitely take some getting used to, but soon it'll have an identity. I'm sure folks hated the name "Titans" when it was unveiled, but there isn't exactly anything you could do about it, now is there. And currently the Titans boast a streak of 70-something sellouts or something like that, so either those people stepped aside or learned to get over it. And it'll be the same with the stadium. And if the Titans make it a tough place to play year in and year out, teams will hate coming to it, no matter what the name is.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Media kicks dirt in Detroit's face once again

Now that we have concluded, thanks to those who commented, that talking to a wide range of people is both sad and shallow, we can now move on to the next topic of conversation. My dog walk went much quicker tonight now that I was able to inform people that by talking to them I would be both sad and shallow, that I should only converse with a small circle of close friends. Now maybe I will be accepted by my biggest critics.

The other day there was an article in the Detroit News titled "Super Bowl bars still serving," with the opening line stating:

"More than four months after Super Bowl XL came to downtown Detroit and left, most of the businesses that sprouted for the game are gone, but a handful of entrepreneurs have opened up to stay between the vacant storefronts."

Personally, I find this opening statement to be very misleading to say the very least. As most of these business didn't exactly "sprout up" as it is stated. They were transplanted into otherwise vacant spaces and used as temporary infill. It was obvious that these places were slap together jobs and not meant to remain for the long term, yet the way it is worded you would think that only a handful have survived.

The next line is almost as funny, as it includes the words "business pioneers." That is almost as pathetic as the term "urban pioneer." Earth to media, a pioneer is one who ventures into unknown or unclaimed territory to settle, not somebody who settles in an area already occupied by 1 million or so. Last I checked, downtown was not void of any type of business prior to the Super Bowl. Perhaps what they meant was that new places that fulfill their suburban expectations, but even then, places like Hard Rock, Hockey Town, Town Pump, and a few others should have fit that bill long before the Super Bowl.

The papers have never been one to get peoples hopes up too high (did I mention property sales in Detroit rose higher than most any other part of the region?), they give Detroit a few more kicks, noting the nearly 3 dozen vacant store front from Grand Circus Park to Campus Martius. For some reason, I find it hard to believe there are 36 vacant spots within those few short blocks, so I'll have to count them while out tonight. (Sure enough, I counted them tonight, there are about 36, though many have been divided into places so small that no feasible business would seem to have the needed room to operate. So likley a few walls will get knocked down and this 36 will be cut in half.)
"The Woodward restaurant is one of the few that opened for Super Bowl and stayed."

Is that so? In reality, the only business that I THOUGHT had been the first victim post Super Bowl was The Hub. In fact, somebody told me a few days ago that they have been opening spuratically for Tigers baseball games (State Bar anyone?). So, The Woodward is one of the few that stayed? Considering the only ones that left were never even legit businesses to begin with, it's just another shot at us. There is a reason why many label the local papers the "local wrags," as they often aren't worth much more than that.

Now excuse me, I think I'm going to get cleaned up, head downtown, and totally disregard the recommendation by others and go meet some new people, being both as sad and as shallow as I wannabe!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Movie Review by J. Clark Brewer: "Wordplay"


WORDPLAY What is an eight letter word for a witty or clever verbal exchange, or a totally engrossing and entertaining documentary about crossword puzzles....that's right, the answer is Wordplay. This is a delightful movie about the puzzles, those who create them, those who solve them and those who solve them really, really fast. It centers on the 28th Annual American Crossword Puzzle Tournament hosted every year for the past 28 years in Stamford, Conn. by Will Shortz, the legendary editor of The New York Times' crossword puzzles. Along the way there are intersting and fun interviews of notable fans of the puzzles. These include former President Bill Clinton, former Senator Bob Dole, TV comedian Jon Stewart, TV historian Ken Burns, NY Yankees pitcher Mike Mussina, and the Indigo Girls. But, the real focus of the film is on five of the highly favored, top-notch competitors as they prepare for and engage in the big tournament - the Super Bowl of Crossword. It is these "ordinary" (if superbrainiacs can ever be called ordinary) geeks who steal the show. The tournament itself is fascinating, with a down-to-the-wire finish. It is so refreshing to see a film that will exercise your brain and tickle your funny bone at the same time. This ranks right up there with Spellbound, the spelling bee doc, and March of the Penguins as one of the best documentaries and, in my opinion. So, even if you don't know an "em" from an "en", you'll be amazed and delighted at this film's "feel-good" look at the crossword puzzle world. 3.5***

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Non-Twins news

*Over at Skolvikes Newt has his NFL predictions up for 2006, division by division.
Guess who he has to win the Super Bowl.
Somebody asked me the other day how I thought the Vikings would do this year. I answered somewhere between 2-14 and 14-2.
*Sid Hartman is seriously trying to convince us the Wolves might get Adam Morrisson. Right. The ESPN guys predicted the Wolves (who have the 6th pick) would draft some power forward I'd never heard of. Seems to me the Wolves already have a power forward.....
*The Wild acquired Pavol Demitra at the draft this weekend. He's really good. Hopefully it'll increase their chances of re-signing Marion Gaborik. The Wild also made news last week when they hired 24-year old Chris Snow, the former Wild beat writer for the Strib, as their new VP of hockey ops. For nerds like me who allow themselves such fantasies, that's pretty cool.
*Stampede stud Andreas Nodl was drafted by my former favorite NHL team, the Philadelphia Flyers, in the 2nd round - 39th overall. Nodl will go to St. Cloud this year, and hopefully be there for 2-3 years. I got to know Andy pretty well while he was here, and it'll be cool to see him on TV in a Flyers sweater. (After, of course, he leads the Huskies to a national title.)
*In case you're interested, you can keep track of my .250 batting average and the Roadrunners inconsistent play here
*And finally, a web-site that recognizes those times when you're at the bar, you see a hot chick and you go, 'What the fuck?'

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Secrets to a happy marriage

This past weekend, The Lovely Becky had to get up before the ass crack of dawn to shuttle her teenage summer writing students back to the When Pigs Fly Eastern Iowa airport. I did my husbandly duty of waving goodbye with one bloodshot eye before falling back asleep.

Hours after she departed, I awoke to a glorious smell. I cracked my eyes open and saw a sausage, cheese, and egg McGriddle before me. Being held, unwrapped in the most perfect culinary come-hither pose, by my amazing wife, seflessly serving it to me in bed.

(If McDonald's served McBreakfast 24/7, I would weigh 400 lbs. I am powerless before teh egg, sausage, and muffin/pancake thingies.)

I took a bite and smiled the smile of a man who wakes from a blissful dream and finds out his dreams have come true. "Oh my God, I can't believe you picked this up for me and are serving it to me in bed."

"Is it the best thing ever?"

"Yes."

"It would only be better if you were also having sex right now?" she asked.

I thought for a moment. "Yes," I replied, "and if the TV was on and the Bears were playing in the Super Bowl."

Despite such sexy pillow talk, I wound up just eating the McGriddle. But a third of a dream is still better than making breakfast.